Christmas 2015

1/4 of the landlord contracts that Jeffrey keeps up with

The thumb drive video that the office elders made for all of the missionaries for Christmas

Once upon a time, in a far off land way down South, there were a couple of missionaries that were working in the office one evening when all of a sudden, a couple of men knocked on the door and asked if they could use the restroom.  After Elder Johnson let them in, Elder Petersen showed them to the restroom and while he was unlocking the door, one of the men put a gun to his ribs and asked him where the safe was.  After zip tying the Elders to the chairs, the bad men used a blow torch to try to get into the safe, all the while asking the Elders to unlock it.  Elder Johnson pretended not to speak Spanish and Elder Petersen just kept saying he didn't know how to open it, but he did offer to give them a Book Of Mormon!  After a while, the bad men figured that they weren't going to get in to the safe so they cut the zip ties off, too the book that was offered, and left.  Then End!
Oh Paraguay!